Taylor Swift or Beyonce? Biden or Trump? McDonald’s or Burger King?

Beatles or Stones? Gutfeld or Colbert? Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples’ Day?

The Who or Zeppelin? Scrambled or fried? Poker or roulette?

Starbucks or Dunkin’? Summer or winter? A-Rod or Jeter?

Bud Light or Sam Adams? Stitches or any — I repeat, any — other handicapper?

Rangers or D’backs?

How did these two teams make it to the World Series!?

By playing better than the teams they eliminated? WRONG!

They made it because I bet against them!

Game 1 is in Arlington.

Arizona’s Zac Gallen has made four postseason starts and is 2-2, 5.24 ERA.

Texas’ Nathan Eovaldi is 4-0, 2.42 ERA.

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Looking to recover a chunk of our heavy losses, we will bet $100 on the Rangers in Game 1 and $200 on Texas (-170) to win the series.

It feels like we haven’t won a game in a month.

Won 50 bucks when Buffalo topped Tampa Bay, 24-18.

Figured we didn’t have a prayer, but the Bucs’ Hail Mary failed.

We begin the World Series down -2,369 ojsimpsons.

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